In a joint blunder between the CIA that the DEA that is being called an “unspeakable tragedy,” an unnamed high ranking French executive of the Sanofi-Aventis multinational Pharmaceutical was killed after he was mistakenly identified as a drug profiteer. “The mistake was committed by an overzealous operative who did not adequately grasp the concept prescription drugs, and mistakenly thought that they were being over prescribed, and that their consumption was negatively affecting American consumers,” said Michele Leonhart, DEA Deputy Administrator.

Sanofi-Aventis is best known for their short term sleep aid, Ambien®/Stilnox®, which “rapidly induces sleep that is qualitatively close to natural sleep and devoid of certain side effects that are characteristic of the benzodiazepine class as a whole.”

When asked for her reaction, mother of two Donna Henry stated: “This is an outrage! My tax dollars should be spent on tracking down the monsters who push drugs onto my children to pacify them and rob them of their ambition,” at which point her children interrupted the interview, and she gave each of them their ADHD medication.