The fact that consumer confidence has climbed to it’s highest level in 15 months is the “most definitive proof yet” that Canadians are getting much stupider – to the point that some experts are saying the “country is at risk of looking like absolute retards on the global scene.” As an anonymous source wearing a very credible looking bow tie told chTONGUEeek yesterday:

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chTONGUEeek’s “so secret he doesn’t even know who he is” Economics correspondent has discovered that Economists are now unanimously concerned that any imminent economic recovery may be stymied by oil prices either going up, or going down, or staying the same. The summary of his findings were as follows:

For several years economists were worried about run-away oil prices sending consumer prices through the roof, and the potential for the hyper-inflationary outcomes that could ensue. While some of this fear still lingers even in the wake of rapid price declines, they are now also worried that at current prices there is extreme risk of deflation and/or an economic collapse as numerous oil drilling projects become unprofitable, which can only get worse if the oil price drops further. In turn, any hope of an economic recovery is dependent on ensuring that oil prices neither go up, nor down, nor stay the same.

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