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As Mel Gibson heads towards what some are anticipating to be the most expensive divorce in Hollywood history, it appears he’s decided to “go with a proven defense strategy” – impassionately yelling “freeeeeeeeedommmmmm” over and over again at the court in a faux-Scottish accent. Sources indicate that this strategy,  designed to help “win over the hearts and minds needed to defend, er, his massive wealth“, beat out a variety of other contenders, including a group mooning of the court, hiring Danny Glover as his straight man/ assistant attorney, and of course a prolonged anti-semetic tirade. While somewhat impressed with the creativity of the choice, sources also indicate the divorce proceedings will “likely end quite similarly the movie which inspired the defense strategy” – financially speaking, of course.

After suffering from a brief bout of depression after his wife of 15 years divorced him because of “his penchant for doing household chores“, a German man’s mood has been lifted thanks to the reciept of 27,564,678 seperate marriage proposals from around the world. In response to the millions of female voices around the world asking “what the hell were you thinking?”, the German woman has recently went on the offensive telling reporters “that this wasn’t the only reason she divorced him” – with the regular home cooked dinners, six-figure income, and abnormally large penis being cited as other “irreconcible differences.”