After pulling out a dramatic game-7 victory in the greatest first round series in NBA history, the defending champion Boston Celtics have  decided to celebrate in a truly extraordinary way – by letting Brian Scalabrine sit with the rest of the team on flights and buses for the rest of the playoffs. When asked to comment on this “incredible show of team unity”, Brian mumbled something almost inaudible about “being more excited if all these jock straps didn’t make it so hard to breathe” from the locker he’d been stuffed in.