Report: Peewee Herman has moved in next door. http://mns.isgreat.org/

I don’t know… I was looking for a more strategic bacon. http://ow.ly/lBrA

Report: Premier worried about inferiority complex sweeping the province. http://ow.ly/lBnB

Report: Brazil preparing for American invasion. http://ow.ly/lBkY

Report: This British man clearly needs a date. http://ow.ly/lBjO

Southern Alabama cops are apparently being hired as Google engineers… http://twitpic.com/f9oh5

Perhaps they should replace “memorable” with “arresting”… http://imgur.com/DdRg2.jpg

So… did mailing this letter kill a child then? http://imgur.com/58nFP.png

A new challenger for worst ad placement ever… http://ow.ly/ljo9

Tech support simplified… http://ow.ly/l5Sr

Fireman might be taking this “green movement” a little too far… http://imgur.com/6JNZ.jpg

CNN took this down pretty quickly: perhaps something to do with Obama, juggling balls and what not.

How to spot a Canadian – it’s true, eh… that reminds me. Time to grab a double-double.

Man, we sure have to pay more attention to famous pictures – tend to miss things sometimes it seems!

Nothing can go wrong when drunk people rap at McDonalds, can it?

I… love… rubbing birds.

“That one chick” has some excellent advice on how to keep a job. Nothing about wheels of cheese though.

Perhaps they should have at least chosen a different type of soup.

This kid’s mom can really work a shovel.

According to Fox News, Barack and Michelle Obama have a secret to the success of their marriage (above and beyond juggling balls):

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Not exactly new, but doing a good job of withstanding the test of time, SMBC’s The Great Circle of Life.

University of Florida falls victim to a man abusing their emergency sms system.