While supporters of Canadian Women’s Soccer were initially “exceptionally pleased with the remarkable show of support for women athletes” when literally millions of male sports fans clicked through on a recent article about the team, chTONGUEeek’s proprietary study has learned that 99.6% of them were extremely disappointed, and each stated that “actually, um, I was really hoping for something a little different.” The reason for this will remain an eternal mystery, as 0% of them were willing to go on record saying exactly what it was they were hoping for.