October 27th, 2009
Facing continued resistance from estranged husband Jon, and the very high likelihood of multi-million dollar psychiatric bills for her eight children, Kate Gosselin has started preparations to film her new reality series – “Kate Plus Film Crew” – in 2010. Official press releases indicate that the “new reality series will focus on issues that almost anyone can relate to – the trials and tribulations of a recently separated woman as she struggles to keep a film crew following her around, while a TV station pays her a lot of money for the footage, while a court order may or may not prevent the children she is supposed to be taking care of from appearing on film. Imagine the possibilities!” Reports indicate that if this new approach fails, Kate is considering “going all Angelina Jolie on us” and adopting 8 children from around the world, who will then battle with her biological children for time, attention, and said psychiatric care.

